it breaks my heart knowing that i will never receive a blowjob

what the fuck why do so many people think they will never receive a blowjob

Because we have vaginas

(Source: barfemoji, via cuts-scars-cuts)

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18 years old and laying in bed not being able to sleep because you’re afraid you’re not going to find someone worth it, is terrible.

What’s worse is thinking it’s someone you’ve already met. Feeling like it’s the one that doesn’t want you back.

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today was my grandpas birthday so we were waiting for him 2 blow out the candles on the cake and someone was all “make a wish” so he blew them out and waited for a second then looked around again and looked all surprised and just “you guys are still here” 

grandpa dishing out the sick burns

(via twenty-years-of-summer)


i actually like asshole couples best like the couples that pick on each other so much and call each other names but it’s okay because you know they’re actually totally in love and none of it is meant in a mean way and every insult is punctuated by a sweet comment to remind the other how much they actually adore them and i’m sorry but there isn’t anything cuter ok

(via almabellaa)